List: I don’t like…

I’ve been struggling recently with trying to think of topics that I can blog about. So, I thought, why not start from the very beginning. I shall make a few posts in a ‘list’ format. I shall list my likes, my dislikes, the countries I would like to visit, the countries I have visited, etc… So, I’m going to start with the negatives.

Here’s a list of things I don’t like, in no particular order.  How many of you agree?

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  • Wasps.  No reasons necessary.  I can’t honestly find a point of them.  What are they for?
  • Drivers who pull in front of you and cause you to slam on.  Not even a wave to say ‘thanks’.  Grrr!
  • Facebook.  Really?  Yeah.  I can’t stand it, but it has become a way of life to keep in touch with people who you can’t see ‘in real life’.
  • Thieves.  Any type of thief.  Pickpockets, burglars, the ones who steal your work (aka copycat)…
  • Liars.
  • Socks with holes in them.  Why do people insist on keeping them?  Chuck them out and buy a new pair.
  • When I break a nail.  Just one.  I have a habit of cutting all my nails so they remain the same length (a little OCD?).
  • Loud music blaring when you’re camping.
  • Loud music blaring until stupid hours when you’re camping.  Or coming from your neighbours house when you’re at home.
  • Work.  Yep.  I do not like my job.  It’s not a secret, and everyone knows it…  Ha ha.
  • Goats.  A goat is the spawn of the Devil.  Quite frankly, it’s a minion from Hell.
  • Picking your nose and, ahem, eating it.  Gross.  Turns my stomach.
  • People who only bother with you when they want something.
  • The price of bread.
  • The price of a bottle of milk.
  • The price of toys…  Seriously.  £20 for something that will only be played with a couple of times?!
  • When my car decides it doesn’t want to ‘play’, and shows the ‘check engine light’.
  • Slugs.
  • Flying ants.  Ordinary ones don’t bother me.
  • Woodlice.
  • Moths…
  • Butterflies when they come near me.  Some are really beautiful, but come near me and I will scream and run.
  • Daddy long legs.
  • The sun / heat.  Two weeks, all-inclusive on the beach in the Algarve?  For absolutely free?  No thanks.
  • Hypochondriacs.  The “I’m always ill” people, and the ones who are “oh, you’re ill?  Me too, but mine is worse” people.  Grr!
  • Fitness fanatics.  Do you know that too much physical exercise is actually bad for you?  Reference me – personal fitness instructor.
  • Diet fanatics.  No, your bum doesn’t look big in that.  In fact, I can’t even see you…
  • Show-offs.  Why show off?  Yes, you can do that and I can’t, but who cares?
  • Ungratefulness.
  • People who undercook everyone on a BBQ and insist it’s cooked properly…
  • People who let their cats run all over the kitchen counters when food is being cooked.
  • People who say their house is clean, but there is mould, dog hairs, damp patches, etc. EVERYWHERE.
  • People who insist on cleaning their house from top to bottom EVERY DAY!  Why?!?!
  • Grinding teeth.
  • Polystyrene.
  • Cutlery scraping on a plate *cringe*
  • Starched sheets / towels.
  • Tomatoes.
  • Feet.  To be more precise; toes.
  • Marmite.  You either love it, or you hate it.  Me?  LOL  I’ve never tried it, so it’s the ‘idea’ that I don’t like.
  • Salmon, trout…  Most fish.  Ok to look at, but I wouldn’t eat them.
  • Doner kebabs.  Ok, so I do like them.  It’s them that don’t like me…  Ha ha.
  • TV repeats.  Not necessarily the repeat, but the amount of times the repeat is repeated…  LOL.
  • Beef or chicken flavoured crisp (if you’re not in the UK, those are beef or chicken flavoured chips).
  • The colour green.
  • Racists.
  • Hypocrites.
  • Hypocritical feminists.  You want equal rights, yet you still want men to hold doors open for you?  Make your mind up.
  • Postman Pat.
  • Fireman Sam.
  • ‘Get Squiggling’.  They are not ‘squiggle pads’ or ‘squiggle sticks’.  They are paper pads and crayons.  If my son goes in to school and calls them “please Miss, can I have some squiggle sticks”, there will be trouble.
  • TV licences.  Why should I pay it?  I watch TV yeah, but I don’t watch the BBC…

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(This is actually much harder to do than I thought it would be, ha ha)

  • Scottish people.  Ha!  Only joking.  I’m just super envious that you’re Scottish, and I’m not!!  I love you all really  ❤
  • When my son does that really weird whinge…  Like he’s pretending to sob to get attention.
  • When people in work use my things when I’m not in on that day…  It made me cringe when I found out someone had used my cup, and hadn’t bothered to wash it afterwards *shudders*
  • Misspellings of words.  I know I do it, and I probably have in this post, but you know when someone can’t spell the simplest word..?
  • When people go out of their way to prove you wrong.
  • Being unable to do the things you want to do.
  • Lack of money.
  • Sand between your toes.  I guarantee that you think you’ve got it all off you, then you end up feeling it grind between your toes when you put your socks & shoes back on.  It’s even worse when you try to clean the ton of sand out of the shower tray / bath…
  • Tobey Maguire.  Can someone please explain to me how he’s a famous actor, and more than likely has earned millions of dollars, without being able to act?!  Mind you, my mind wanders to thinking the same of Elijah Wood…
  • Viggo Mortensen without his beard.  He looks wrong.
  • The way certain countries insist on going to war with other countries, to apparently ‘keep the peace’.  How about asking your people if you should do it first?  Afterall, it affects your public a lot more than it does you.  And let’s be honest.  It’s hardly keeping the peace, is it?
  • When certain people belittle you in public.
  • The word ‘turd’.  I’m sorry.  It’s just nasty.
  • Sour milk.
  • Nuts in chocolate.
  • Pepsi.
  • People who must use carrot cream (lol) as fake tan…
  • Girls who completely overdo their make-up.
  • Hollyoaks.
  • Phones.  Well, I like phones…  I just don’t like talking on them.
  • Karaoke.
  • When people who can’t sing, sing as loud as they can.
  • Child abuse.
  • Animal abuse.
  • TV charity adverts.  If you’re looking for ‘just £2 a month’, imagine what you could give by NOT producing the advert?!
  • Girls & women who walk around IN PUBLIC in their pajamas.  It just screams dirty to me.  What?  Did you just get out of bed, not bother to have a wash, decide to stay in your PJ’s all day, then go shopping?  Ewwwww….!!!
  • Girls & women who think it looks good to walk around the shops with rollers in their hair…  You don’t look good, girls.
  • The YMCA that I have to walk past, on my way to work.
  • People who expect my 2 year old to sit still and not move…  Or speak…
  • Nappy rashes 😦
  • PEOPLE WHO WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

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(REALLY struggling now!!)

  • Writers block.
  • Awkward silences.
  • Chicken.  But I think that’s just at the moment.  I normally do enjoy chicken.
  • Chicken legs / wings.  Those are a permanent dislike.
  • Turkey.  Nope.  No thanks.  None for me.
  • Honey.

That’ll do.  I think I’ll leave it there, ha ha.  I managed to get to 88 (I think) dislikes.  And that really was harder than I thought it was going to be!!

Check back tomorrow, when I’ll be posting my list of likes and loves ❤

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