Donut enjoyed a wonderful bath whilst the Gning had a nap. On awaking, Gning went to kiss Donuts’ feet…
“They smell like cucumbers…” he said.
I laughed, and asked “how can they smell like cucumber? He’s just had a bath!”
Gning replied, “his toes are like cucumbers. They’re really long… He has cucumber toes.”
You couldn’t make it up.