What is it about Scousers..?

Residents of every city have their quirks – and Scousers are no exception. From our language oddities and humour to our love of proper food, our excellent music taste and our intolerance for badly cooked scouse, here are 28 things you should know before dating someone from Liverpool.

RINGO IS OUR LEAST FAVOURITE

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WE MIGHT CALL EVERYONE LOVE BUT DON’T CONFUSE IT WITH LOVE, ALRIGHT LOVE?

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YOU MUST LEARN TO MAKE SCOUSE

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AND CHOOSE BETWEEN BEETROOT OR CABBAGE. IT CAN’T BE BOTH.

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DESPITE WHAT YOU’VE HEARD, LIVERPOOL IS ONE OF THE SAFEST CITIES AND WE’LL KEEP IT THAT WAY

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YOU MUST SUPPORT THE TEAM WE DO, OR AT LEAST PRETEND

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MEETING OUR MA IS A BIG THING

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AND MEETING OUR NAN IS EVEN BIGGER

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OUR ACCENT IS LIKELY TO CONFUSE YOU 

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SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T TRY DO THE ACCENT (OR ASK US TO SAY CHICKEN)

george

WE’RE PRETTY CULTURED FOLK

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AND WE’LL HAVE YOU IN TEARS LAUGHING ALL NIGHT

klopp

WE LOVE A GOOD PARTY

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AND BUYING US A NABZYS AT THE END OF IT IS THE WAY TO OUR HEART

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WE CARE ABOUT OUR OWN

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IF WE TELL YOU WE’VE GOT A COB ON, IT’S NOTHING TO DO WITH CORN

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WE STAND UP FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN

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AND WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP

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WE CALL THIS A CHIP BARM

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NOT A MUFFIN, OR ROLL, A BARM!

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WE’VE GOT BOSS MUSIC TASTE AND LOVE A GOOD GIG

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AND WE’RE FASHIONABLE BUGGERS, TOO (SOMETIMES)

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MOST OF THE TIME WE’RE BEING SARCASTIC

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WE’LL SHARE THE BILL BUT NOT THE FOOD

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WE’RE PROUD OF OUR CITY

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BUT DON’T TAKE OURSELVES SERIOUSLY

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YOU’LL ALWAYS BE SECOND TO OUR FIRST LOVE; LIVERPOOL

bev

ONCE YOU GO SCOUSE, YOU NEVER GO BACK

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